It’s All in the Name. And in the Slogan.

Nudie Cohn, the honky tonk’s namesake, was the creator of the spangled fashions worn by classic country stars.

But it set me to thinking about the power of a name, and of a slogan.

Nudie’s Honky Tonk’s slogan is: “Legends Live Here.”

If I want to become a legend, I should live here. Or, to become a mini-legend, at least pay a visit.

I set out to find some other problematic slogans for real businesses that also make no sense at all:

Nina’s Photography: “I shoot People and Pets.”

Creston Valley Meats: “Our Animals Are Just Dying for You to Taste Them.”

Youth Martial Arts Program: “Building Better Kids One Punch at a Time.”

Chicago Police Homicide: “Our Day Starts When Yours Ends.”

Kiducation: “We Turn Used Clothing into New Kids through Education.”